LOL

LM looooooves MM. The kind of love where MM should probably take out a restraining order against her.

Needless to say, I spend a lot of time saying, "Please don't touch your sister. Please don't touch your sister. PLEASE DON'T TOUCH YOUR SISTER. STOP TOUCHING HER!!!!!"

MM has reflux, meaning she'll barf pretty much on command, or whenever she feels like it.

I just heard LM entertaining MM and she was saying, "I'm making you laugh! {insert funny sister-entertainment}. I'm making you laugh! Oh no, I made you frow up."

Not so funny, big sis. Not so funny.

Sister Wives

LM: When I grow up, imma be a mommy like you!

Me: Okay, but please get married before you have a baby.

LM: Okay, I WILL! I'm going to marry my daddy.

Me: But I'm already married to daddy.

LM: Then I'm going to marry him TOO!

Babytalk

MM is talking to her shoulder. It's kind of hilarious.

Isn't she lovely