A better way to shop

SIL just called to ask if anyone was getting BigM a

"f-a-n-c-y-n-a-n-c-y-c-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s-b-o-o-k,"

(as spelled/relayed to me from upstairs by DM). I yelled back up, "No," getting a little more excited than any adult should about a children's book.

BigM looked at me and said, "I betcha she can get one at Wal-Mart."

#1. She looks cute but she sure doesn't know how to spell.

Okay, so there's no #2. Anyway, I asked her why she thought she could get one at Wal-Mart. Her response?

"You can get everything at Wal-Mart."

Apparently being three doesn't stop you from understanding the ways of the corporate world.