Story Time!

"Mom, I haf to tell you somefing."

Okay, go.

"Once upon a time, dere was a white truck. It had a shining wight an it was ready to go back to da city. I was runnin down da street not holwding hands and de truck made me fwat as a pancake. Amen."

(Perhaps I go a little overboard with my warnings?)

"I hab another one."

Okay, go.

"Once upon a time, dere was a bwack truck and it wasn't ready to go. Dis time, mommy and daddy were holwding my hands in da parking wot an I was safe. Amen."

(Maybe not?)